英語小笑話作文帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了英語小笑話作文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語小笑話作文帶翻譯篇一

　　A Woman's Answer

　　女人的回答

　　A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

　　一位丈夫對妻子說：“為什麼上帝把女人創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

　　"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

　　“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗，男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢，我們才會嫁給他們。”

　　英語小笑話作文帶翻譯篇二

　　偉大的科學家

　　Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

　　老師:“誰能告訴我有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的一些事情呢?

　　Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

　　學生:“老師，我可以，他們都死了。”

　　英語小笑話作文帶翻譯篇三

　　Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true?

　　患者:“你說過吃胡蘿蔔對視力有幫助，是真的嗎?”

　　Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?

　　醫生:“當然，你見過戴眼鏡的兔子嗎?”

　　英語小笑話作文帶翻譯篇四

　　The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

　　老師問湯姆:“今天早上你為什麼遲到了?”

　　"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.

　　“有個人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說。

　　"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.

　　“噢，我知道了，你幫助他找錢了。”老師說。

　　"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

　　“我一直站在那一塊錢上，直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說。