初二英語小笑話短文帶翻譯
笑話能夠折射出社會生活中的方方面面,在說笑中蘊含著人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!
：終身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally hadenough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhumed thebody and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "Whats so special aboutthis coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, It has a lifetime warranty.
在將母親下葬9個月後，當地殯儀館的一個客戶終於攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將屍體轉移到了那副新的鋼製棺材中。“這副棺材有什麼特別?”我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修。
：I Want Her to go Nuts
我要讓她發瘋
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamondearrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
福林德斯夫人決定讓人給她畫肖像。她告訴那位肖像畫家說：“畫我帶著鑽石耳環、鑽石項鍊、祖母綠手鐲，還有紅寶石垂飾。”
But you're not wearing any of those things.
“但你現在沒帶這其中的任何一樣飾品。”
I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarryright away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.
“我知道。”福林德斯夫人說，“萬一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他會立刻再婚。我要讓那個女人為尋找這些珠寶而發瘋
：Weather Predict
Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
天氣預報一個電影攝製組在沙漠深處工作.
One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."
一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrowstorm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
一週後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
"印度人真神,"導演說.
He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
他告訴祕書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩週,印度人不見了.
Finally the director sent for him.
最後,導演派人去把他叫來了.
"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. Whatwill the weather be like?"
"我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."