幽默英語小笑話短文帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick!Give me your best. I don't care the price."

　　Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lotof money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

　　The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"

　　The waiter replied with ease: "Nobody. Just your grandfather."

　　一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一進飯店就大聲嚷嚷：“喂，有什麼好菜儘管端上來，錢多少我不在乎。”

　　服務員聽了很不是滋味：“哥兒們，錢多頂個屁，你不照樣得做別人的兒子，就是有人要你做孫子你也不敢不做!”

　　年青人勃然大怒：“誰敢佔老子的便宜?你說，是誰不要命了，膽敢要老子做他的孫子?”

　　服務員慢條斯理地答道：“你爺爺!”

　　篇2

　　Its His Fault

　　是他的錯

　　Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　比利和波比是兩兄弟，兩人經常打架。

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

　　"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　“是，媽媽。”兩個男孩回答，然後他們就出去了。

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

　　他們在花園裡玩了半個小時，然後比利跑進了廚房。“媽媽，”他說：“ 波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”

　　"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

　　“他是個壞孩子。”他媽媽說。“他是怎麼把玻璃打碎的?”

　　"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

　　“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”

　　篇3

　　Never Mind

　　坐到了後坐上

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen thedashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　一個醉漢打電話給警察局，報告小偷光顧了他的車，“他們偷走了儀表盤、方向盤，甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　然而在警察還沒有開始調查時，電話又一次響了起來，“沒事了”，醉漢打著嗝說，“我不小心坐到了後坐上。”