初中英語小笑話短文加翻譯

　　笑話是以民間口頭創作為主的一種文學形式,是現實生活中深受人們喜愛的文娛語體。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　on a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

　　在一個鄉村路上，一警察讓這個農民靠邊停車，說：“先生，你意識到你的妻子在幾公里前從車上掉下去了嗎?”

　　to which the farmer replied: "thank god, i thought i had gone deaf!"

　　農民回答說：“感謝上帝，我還以為我聾了呢!”

　　篇2

　　fried chicken

　　喜歡炸雞

　　in class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. then he asked one of the students, what kind of bird do you like best, jack?

　　老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生，“傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”

　　jack thought a moment, then answered, fried chicken, sir.

　　傑想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”

　　篇3

　　so hospitable the boy is

　　好客的男孩

　　the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. the visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. where did you find the cheese?" "in the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

　　篇4

　　comparison

　　比較

　　geoffrey says to his father ***who is looking at his son’s report card***. so i don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?

　　傑弗裡對爸爸說***爸爸正在看兒子地成績單***：我在班裡沒有拿到最高的成績，那你在單位裡拿到最高的薪水了嗎?