最短的英文小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"

　　and Jim say:"You mother could ***bear***!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"

　　吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"

　　附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.

　　篇2

　　TOM'S EXCUSE

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

　　Slow".

　　湯姆的藉口

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"

　　篇3

　　 think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

　　 is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

　　開車

　　父親：哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。

　　蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你後面的警察也這麼轉了。

　　篇4

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”

　　“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.

　　“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.

　　“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”

　　他的耳朵在我的衣兜裡

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡說。

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說，“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜裡。”