很短的英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

　　小男孩：爸爸，我想結婚。

　　Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

　　爸爸打趣地問道：噢!誰是你心中合適的人選?

　　Little boy: Grandma.

　　小男孩：奶奶。

　　Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

　　爸爸：等一下，你認為我會讓你娶我的媽媽?

　　Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

　　小男孩：為什麼不?你娶了我的媽媽。

　　Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. 丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。

　　Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?

　　Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged. We just play to have fun.我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，丈夫推諉說。我們打球只是為了好玩而已。

　　Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎?那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　比爾不屑地說：“那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。