有關英語小笑話帶中文翻譯精選

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　　有關英語小笑話帶中文翻譯篇1

　　husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

　　after 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

　　she goes balistic, "you impotent bas*ard! how could you lie to me all these years?"

　　husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "i'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

　　每次做愛的時候，丈夫都堅持要關燈。20年後的一天，妻子突然把燈開啟，發現丈夫手裡抓著一個震顫器。她大為光火：“你這***，這麼些年來你就一直用這玩意兒來糊弄我呀?”丈夫注視著妻子，平靜地說道：“我會解釋這玩意兒的。可你得說說孩子們是哪兒來的。”

　　有關英語小笑話帶中文翻譯篇2

　　two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. the bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. the first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.

　　the second guy says, "what are you doing? sneakers won't help you outrun that bear."

　　"i don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says, "i just need to outrun you."

　　兩個人外出野營。就在他們朝一處樹林走去的時候，突然看見在距離他們大約50英尺的一片開闊地上有一頭大灰熊。大灰熊看見他們了，開始朝他們逼來。第一個人趕緊扔下揹包，取出一雙運動鞋，狂亂地穿了起來。第二個人見狀，說：“你幹嗎呢?你就是穿上運動鞋也跑不過大灰熊的呀。”第一個人說：“我不必比大灰熊跑得快，我只需要比你跑得快就行了。”

　　有關英語小笑話帶中文翻譯篇3

　　sharing the apples

　　harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. share them with your sister, she said.

　　so harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　cor! said his sister, if mum had given them to me i’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

　　well, said harry, that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?

　　分蘋果

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。

　　所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。

　　哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。

　　對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什麼急呀?