英語小笑話集中文翻譯

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。小編精心收集了英語小笑話及中文翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　英語小笑話及中文翻譯篇1

　　As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.

　　當我們的飛機在歐海爾降落時，飛機的機組人員開始了她的“歡迎和感謝”的演講。

　　"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.”

　　“歡迎來到芝加哥，當地時間是六點十五分。今天能夠給你們提供服務是我們的榮幸。我希望你們對此次飛行感到滿意。雖然你們選擇了一家破產的航空公司，但是我們還是感謝你們選擇了聯合航空公司。”

　　英語小笑話及中文翻譯篇2

　　The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.”

　　在監獄裡，一個人問新來的犯人為什麼被關進來。新來的犯人回答說:“我想我真是倒黴。幾天前我在街上走的時候，看到一根髒繩子，以為沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”

　　"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!”

　　“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家並不犯法啊!”

　　"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.”

　　“我告訴過你我倒黴了吧?”那個人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”

　　英語小笑話及中文翻譯篇3

　　Three women，while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain.

　　三個女人在火車上正在討論各種各樣的疼痛。

　　The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture.”

　　第一個女人說:“沒有比你骨折時還疼的了。”

　　The second woman says, "That’s nothing. Post一surgical pain is the worst.”

　　第二個女人說:“那根本沒有什麼。手術以後的疼痛是最厲害的了。”

　　The third woman says，"I disagree. Pain during childbirth is the severest.”

　　第三女人說:“我不同意。在分娩的時候疼痛是最嚴重的。”

　　An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears this conversation and interrupts them. "I don’t think you three have ever experienced a swift kick to the balls.”

　　上鋪的一個老人聽到了她們的談話，然後打斷她們說:“我覺得你們從來沒有經歷過有人踢你要害時的疼痛。”