英語小笑話帶中文翻譯閱讀

　　冷笑話作為一種新興的口頭文類,有其鮮明的特色,而現有的定義和分類卻把冷笑話作為一種既成文字來加以分析,忽略了其生存語境。小編精心收集了英語小笑話帶中文翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　英語小笑話帶中文翻譯篇1

　　two birds

　　teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

　　student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

　　teacher: please tell us.

　　student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩隻鳥

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　英語小笑話帶中文翻譯篇2

　　the fish net

　　can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?

　　a lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚網

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

　　英語小笑話帶中文翻譯篇3

　　the new teacher

　　george comes from school on the first of september.

　　george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　i didn't like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

　　that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。