小學短篇英文笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話往往能夠折射出社會生活中的方方面面，體現人們的需求。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：20,000 Cockroaches

　　Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

　　Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

　　Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

　　Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

　　Customer: I moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

　　：The Dog

　　Two Polish guys are walking down the street sharing insights. The smarter of the two sees a dog lying down and licking his balls. The less intelligent of the two says to his friend, "Don't you wish you could do that?"The second guy replies, "Don't you think he would bite me??

　　：Back In The Days

　　Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Red who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night, and he went into the saloon and got drunk. All of his friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him. So they went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around. That way they figured when he got outside drunk and they put him on there, he would get on home the best way he could! So when it was time, he got real drunk and staggered outside, got up on his horse and rode off.

　　The next morning when he woke up he says, "My goodness!"

　　And his wife says, "What?s a matter dear, don?t you feel alright?"

　　He said, "Yeah, but I sure had a tough time getting home last night."

　　"Some son of a gun cut my horses head off, and I had to guide him all the way home with my finger sticking in his windpipe!"

　　：Frog Loan

　　There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came in asking for a car loan. So he gave the frog the loan application papers. As the frog was filling them out, Paddywhack was looking over his shoulder. In the space for 'Father' the frog wrote in 'Mick Jagger'. Paddywhack said nothing. Then he asked the frog if he had enough money for a deposit. The frog said he didn't but produced a strange looking colourful glass sculpture that he said was worth a whole heap of money. Paddywhack said he'd have to talk to his boss about this, so he took the forms and the glass sculpture into his boss' office. He told his boss about the papers and asked him if he knew what the sculpture was. To which his boss replied,

　　"It's a nic nac Paddywhack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"