小學簡單英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　The Clever Dog

　　A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy apaper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dogtrotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. "How much did you givehim?" asked the owner.

　　"Five dollars."

　　"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."

　　【中文譯文】

　　你給了狗狗多少錢

　　一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會到報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來做個演示，並給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了，仍不見它帶報紙回來。 “你給了它多少錢?”狗的主人問。 “五元。” “那就對了。你給它五元錢時，它就去看電影。”

　　篇二

　　I Don’t See any Cops

　　Two Kentuckians were driving a container car down a road when they came to a viaduct. Thesign said 10 feet 5 inches, so they got out to measure their truck. Unfortunately, the truckwas just over 12 feet high. They didn’t know what to do. Finally one of them looked bothdirections and said, “I don’t see any cops, let’s go for it!”

　　【中文譯文】

　　趁警察不在 兩個肯塔基人開著一輛大集裝箱車。前面是一個立交橋，標誌寫著10英尺5英寸。他們倆下車量他們的卡車有多高。不幸的是，他們的車高超過12英尺。他們不知道該怎麼辦。最後，他們中的一個看了看兩邊說：“沒看到警察，我們趕緊趁機開過去吧。”

　　篇三

　　Tomorrow

　　I was elated when my son called me from Japan with the wonderful news of my grandson’sbirth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers. “I’m agrandmother!” I declared. “It’s a baby boy, and he weighs seven pounds.”

　　“When was he born?” someone asked. Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked atthe calendar and said in amazement,“Tomorrow!”

　　【中文譯文】

　　明天我要當奶奶了

　　當我兒子從日本打電話來告訴我關於我的孫子出生的喜訊的時候，我非常興奮。我把所有的資料都記下來，告訴我的同事們。我宣佈說：“我當奶奶了!是個男孩，七磅重。”有人問：“他是什麼時候生的?”看了一下我兒子給我的日期，我頓住了，看了看日曆，用訝異的語氣說：“明天!”