中長篇英文笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話來源於生活，是學來的。笑話是一種經過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。小編整理了中長篇英文笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　中長篇英文笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　Be Careful What You Wish For

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　慎重許願

　　一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。

　　妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。

　　接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”

　　仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

　　中長篇英文笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　My Husband Will Be Home Soon

　　A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

　　"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

　　James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

　　"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice...

　　"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

　　The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

　　The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

　　我丈夫馬上就要回來了

　　一個已婚男人去拜訪他的“女朋友”時，女朋友要求他剃去鬍鬚。

　　“噢，詹姆斯，我喜歡你的鬍子，但我更喜歡看到你英俊的面孔。”

　　詹姆斯回答說，“我的妻子喜歡我的鬍子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否則她會殺了我的。”

　　“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一種低沉的、性感的聲音又一次說道。

　　“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜歡這鬍子。”

　　在女朋友再三請求下，他終於屈服同意了。夜裡，在妻子熟睡時，詹姆斯爬上了床。

　　妻子朦朦朧朧地摸了摸他的臉說道，“噢，邁克爾，你不應該在這裡，我的丈夫很快就要回來了。”

　　中長篇英文笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

　　"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

　　"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

　　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

　　一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床鋪時，偶然發現了一個小盒子。出於好奇心，她小心翼翼的打開了盒子，發現裡面放了三枚雞蛋和10000美元鈔票。對於相處了20餘年丈夫居然對自己隱瞞了此事，她開始感到有些疑惑不安。

　　“哦，是這樣的，”丈夫 Frank 解釋道，“每次我做了對你不忠的事，我就會在這個盒子裡放一枚雞蛋。” Sue 雖然對此感到不很高興，但是轉念又一想20多年的丈夫揹著她有婚外情也不過只有三次，想想也不算太壞。

　　“那麼另外的那10000美元是怎麼回事?”

　　“每當雞蛋湊夠一打，我就賣了換成現金。”