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　　關於高中英語笑話：昂貴的代價

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。

　　關於高中英語笑話：新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。

　　關於高中英語笑話：林肯過生日

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三週歲生日。

　　關於高中英語笑話：你是怎樣來的?

　　One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

　　The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

　　"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

　　一個冬天的早晨，一名僱員解釋他為什麼遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班。

　　“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向後退兩步。”

　　老闆狐疑地看著他。“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這裡來的?”

　　“後來我決定放棄，”他說，“然後我就往家裡走。”