關於大學英語笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了關於大學英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於大學英語笑話：I can not see it at all

　　我根本就看不見

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　關於大學英語笑話：Johnny is busy now

　　It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it.

　　'Hello, who's that?' she asked.

　　'It's me--Peter.'

　　Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-year-old brother, Johnny.

　　'Oh, hello, Peter. What do you want?' said Mary.

　　'Can I speak to Johnny?'

　　'No,' said Mary, 'you can't speak to him now. He is busy. He is getting ready for school. He is eating his breakfast. Grandmother is combing his hair. Sister is under the table, putting his shoes on. Mother is getting his books and putting them in his school bag. Goodbye, I've got to go now. I have to hold the door open. The school bus is coming.'

　　關於大學英語笑話：Brave Cursing

　　A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cursing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."

　　"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

　　Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

　　WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

　　She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

　　"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"