初中英語小笑話長一點

　　幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂趣,是人們智慧與文化的結晶。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　真是恩愛的一對

　　How Sweet!

　　喔，真是恩愛的一對!

　　Two women friends were having tea.

　　兩個女人正在喝茶，

　　Said one to the other,

　　其中一位對另一位說道：

　　"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "

　　“我已經花了一個禮拜找我的律師，….。”

　　"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,

　　“哦，拜託別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，

　　I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "

　　“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產時遭遇到好多麻煩，有時候我真希望他沒死就好了。

　　篇二

　　別急慢慢來

　　Let's Not Be Hasty

　　別急慢慢來

　　Said the wife to the husband.

　　一位妻子對她先生說道：

　　"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.

　　“親愛的，我們必須另外再找一名家庭醫師，

　　This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."

　　這已經是戴維斯醫生第三次開錯藥方，差點就要我的命!…

　　"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "

　　“喔，別這樣嗎!親愛的，再給他一次機會試試看。”

　　篇三

　　你在哪裡遇到你太太呢

　　And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?

　　你在哪裡遇到你太太呢?

　　Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.

　　兩個熟識的朋友剛好同時在理髮店內刮鬍子。

　　After the barbers had finished,

　　理髮師刮完他們的鬍子後，

　　each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

　　兩人都被問到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮鬍子後所使用的香水。

　　"No, no," answered the first man.

　　“不，不，”第一個先生說。

　　"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

　　“我太太會以為我去過妓院。”

　　"Go ahead," said the other.

　　“我沒關係，”另一個先生說道。

　　"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

　　“我太太從沒在妓院待過!”