關於初中英語小笑話演講

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編分享關於初中英語小笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於初中英語小笑話：三個醫生

　　Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

　　三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫生看著他說：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。

　　shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

　　就對著它射擊，但是沒射中，這隻鳥飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學家看著它，然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫生舉起他的鬆，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”

　　關於初中英語小笑話：Exchange Sandwiches

　　交換三明治

　　Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

　　有兩位律師走進一家小餐廳。點了兩份飲料。

　　Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

　　然後他們就從他們的公文包當中拿出三明治開始吃。

　　The waiter became quite concerned

　　服務生感到相當不妥，

　　and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"

　　就走過去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這裡吃你們自己的三明治!”

　　The attorneys looked each other ,

　　這兩位律師彼此看了一下對方，

　　shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　聳聳他們的肩膀，然後就交換三明治。

　　關於初中英語小笑話：Idiot Teacher

　　白痴老師

　　If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .

　　喜愛挖苦人的老師說：“如果在這間教室裡面有白痴，就請站起來好嗎?”。

　　After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,

　　沉默了很久之後，有一名新生就站起來了。

　　"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.

　　老師就以譏笑的口氣問他：“喂， 先生，你為什麼認為你自己是個白痴呀?”

　　"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all byyourself."

　　這名學生說：“ 唉呀，實際上我才不認為我是個白痴呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個人站在那裡啦。”