初中英語小笑話及翻譯

　　笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　After 20 years as a pilot，I became an airport manager and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle，but my family thought it was too dangerous. My wife said，”Why don't you start flying again?"

　　開了20多年的飛機後，我被提升為機場經理。但不久我就感到了這項工作的壓力。為了放鬆一下，我想買輛摩托車騎。可家裡人說那太危險。我妻子還說:“你為什麼不繼續去開飛機?”

　　The next day，as I showed a businessman around the airport，he looked longingly at the planes. "I used to take flying lessons，but my wife made me quit," he lamented."She said it was dangerous.”

　　第二天，我陪同一個商人蔘觀機場，他緊緊地盯著那些飛機說:“我曾上過飛機課，但我妻子卻讓我放棄它。”那商人憤憤地說:“她說那太危險。”

　　"Tell her you want to get a motorcycle，"I advised. My new-found friend now has his pilot's license.

　　“那你就跟她說你想開摩托車。”我建議他。現在，我這位新結識的朋友已取得了飛機駕駛執照。

　　篇二

　　I had been grocery shopping with my friend Alicia, and we were looking for the shortest checkout line. We started at opposite ends，and soon I found one register with a solitary man ahead of me.”Hey, Alicia !“I yelled.”This one looks good.”

　　我和我的朋友阿利薩，在雜貨店挑完了東西，想找一個最短的隊付帳。我們倆分頭去找，看哪個隊最短。很快我就找到了一隊，前邊只有一個胖男人顧客，“嘿，阿利薩，”我喊:“這個看起來還不錯。”

　　The customer puffed out his chest and said,"That's the best compliment I've had all day."

　　那個顧客擴了一下胸說:“這是我今天聽到的對我評價最好的一句話。”

　　篇三

　　Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"

　　我開車帶著全家去一個新開業的餐館。路上我拐錯了好幾個彎兒。最後，我終於找到了路。這時我問丈夫，“剛才你為什麼不告訴我迷路了?"

　　"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”

　　“我以為你知道該往哪兒開呢!”他回答道:“因為平時我開車付，你在旁邊總說你知道該怎樣走。”

　　篇四

　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　我的幾個朋友到達紐約機場時，好一陣子的工夫都沒能找到人搬執行李。正在絕望之際，我丈夫掏出了一張五美元的紙幣在空中向人群揮動。

　　In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."

　　很快，一個高個子來到了他的身邊，“先生，”那搬運工說:“您傳遞資訊的水平太高了。”