英語幽默短文帶翻譯閱讀

　　幽默,作為快樂的源泉之一,存在於生活的方方面面。它不僅給人們帶來了笑聲,也給人們帶來了健康和對生活的滿足感。小編整理了英語幽默短文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語幽默短文帶翻譯篇一

　　誰是第一個男人

　　a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

　　有個老師問班上的學生：“誰是第一個男人?

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

　　喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。

　　“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

　　“那麼，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”

　　“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。

　　英語幽默短文帶翻譯篇二

　　A dollar per point

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然後回到講臺前等待。

　　考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上彆著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。

　　英語幽默短文帶翻譯篇三

　　我很高興

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，孩子們，她說：你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?

　　我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。

　　做得好，是誰呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

　　是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’