初一英語幽默短文帶翻譯

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　　篇1

　　我當時還不缺錢

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。

　　"大夫!"他說，"幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!"

　　"天哪，"大夫說，"早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?"

　　"實話告訴您吧，大夫，"窮人說，"我當時還不缺錢!"

　　篇2

　　Son and Dad

　　Son: "Dad, you are available to you on Friday afternoon?"

　　Dad: "What ah?"

　　Son: "mini-school parents have to open the forum!"

　　Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"

　　Son: "It's only a class, you and I participate in!"

　　兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎?”

　　爸爸：“什麼事啊?”

　　兒子：“學校要開微型家長座談會!”

　　爸爸：“什麼叫微型家長座談會?”

　　兒子：“就是隻有班主任，你和我參加!”

　　篇3

　　生日來臨之際

　　For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. ***Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.***When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "There's no privacy in this country any more,"she said. "They even keep track of your birthday. "

　　我奶奶過82歲的生日時，我送給她一份驚奇的禮物—一張由總統簽名的生日賀卡。***根據規定，80歲以上的老年人可得到此項服務。***當我問奶奶收到來自白宮的賀卡有何感想時，她毫不猶豫地回答說:“在這個國家，再也沒有隱私了，他們就連你的生日都追蹤著。”

　　篇4

　　同輩的壓力

　　My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer

　　pressure," Chad told her.

　　一天晚上，我十幾歲的兒子查理，帶著九個朋友回到家，他們都紮了耳朵眼兒。當兒子的奶奶聽說了這件事時，她問我兒子為什麼要這樣做，查理告訴她:“是同輩的壓力。”

　　"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.

　　奶奶說：“你應該做個領頭的，”

　　"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”

　　“我是個領頭的。”他回答說：“這是我的主意。”