有關英語故事短文帶翻譯

　　英語故事教學法指的是在課堂教學中,將知識、情感和價值觀融入故事中,教師以講故事的方式呈現知識。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：教室裡太吵了

　　It was the first day of school.

　　今天是開學第一天。

　　As the headmaster made his rounds, he heard terrible noise coming from one of the classrooms.

　　校長巡視的時候聽到從一間教室裡傳來非常大的嘈雜聲。

　　He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise.

　　他衝進教室看到一個男孩，比別的人都高，製造的噪音比誰都大。

　　He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.

　　校長抓住這個傢伙，把他拖到走廊，並告訴他呆在那兒，直到被饒恕為止。

　　Returning to the classroom, the headmaster restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior.

　　校長回到教室，讓教室恢復了秩序，並重新給同學們做了一個長達半小時關於良好行為的重要性的演講。

　　"Now," he said, "are there any questions? If there are no questions, you are dismissed."

　　“現在，”他說，“還有什麼問題嗎?如果沒有，就放學了。”

　　One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "may we have our teacher back?"

　　一個女孩膽怯地站起來。“校長，”她說，“現在能讓我們的老師回來了嗎?”

　　：兩種不同的方法

　　A man was talking to his friends about how he hated to go home after a late marble game.

　　一名男士正在向他的朋友講述他打彈子球打晚了是如何討厭回家的。

　　"You wouldn't believe ehat I go through to avoid waking my life." he said. "First, I kill theengines a block from the house and coast into the garage. Then I open the door softly. Next Itake off my shoes and tiptoe into our room. But just as I'm about to slip into quilt, she alwayswakes up and gives me a hell."

　　“你肯定不能相信因為怕吵醒妻子，我採取了什麼辦法。”他說，“首先，在離家還有一個街區的時候，我就把發動機熄了火，靠慣性將車滑進車庫。然後我慢慢地開啟房門，緊接著我脫掉鞋子，輕手輕腳地走進臥室。可就在我要溜進被窩時，她總會醒來，把我罵個狗血淋頭”

　　"I make a big racket when I go home." his friend said.

　　“我回家時總是要鬧很大動靜。”他的朋友說。

　　" You do?"

　　“是嗎?”

　　"Sure. I honk the horn, bang the door shut, turn on all the lights, Stomp up the bedroom andgive my wife a big kiss, 'Hi Alice', I say, 'how about a big kiss for your old man?'"

　　“當然啦。我把喇叭按得嘟嘟響，砰地一聲把門關上，把燈全部開啟，咚咚地走進臥室，再重重吻妻子一下。‘喂，愛麗絲，’我說，‘親親你老公，怎麼樣?’”

　　"And what did she say? "his friend asked in disbelief.

　　“她怎麼說?”他的朋友不相信地問道。

　　"She doesn't say anything." his friend replied," she always pretends she's asleep."

　　“她什麼也不說，”他的朋友說，“她總是假裝睡著了。”

　　：可怕的冰雹

　　A blonde was driving back from the newly-built Olympic stadium when there was a fierce hailstorm. Tons of huge hailstones, the size of golf balls, pelted her car leaving it full of dents. Shedrove to the body shop and asked what she should do.

　　一個金髮美女從新建的奧林匹克運動場開車回家途中遇到了一場大冰雹。成堆的像高爾夫球那麼大的冰雹砸在她的汽車上，汽車到處都是被砸的凹痕。美女把車開到車身修理廠，問她該怎麼做。

　　The body man explained what needed to be done, and that it would cost at least 4,000 dollarsto repair. She said that was too much, and asked if there was some other way to fix it. Thebody man decided to have a little fun, and said, “Well, you could blow into the tail pipe reallyhard and they might pop back out.” She decided to give it a try before spending that muchmoney. She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipewhen her neighbor came over to visit.

　　修理成的人向她解釋說該怎麼處理，但要花費至少4000美元來修理。美女說太貴了，問有沒有別的方法來修。修理廠工人決定跟她開個玩笑，就說：“你也可以使勁朝尾氣管 吹氣，也許能把這些凹痕吹鼓起來。”於是美女決定在花那麼多錢之前先試試這個方法。她開車回了家，當她的一個鄰居來看她時她正在車庫用嘴對著尾氣管吹氣。

　　“What are you doing?” she cried thinking the worst and thankfully that she may have justprevented her friend from committing suicide.

　　“你在幹什麼?”她的鄰居叫起來，因為鄰居以為她正想自殺，並暗自慶幸自己來得及時，阻止了她的自殺行為。

　　“I'm blowing into the tail pipe really hard to pop all these dents out of my car,” explained theblonde.

　　“我正使勁吹氣想把汽車的凹陷處都吹鼓起來。”金髮美女解釋道。

　　“You silly goose. It's not going to work,” replied her neighbor.

　　“你個笨蛋!這樣是沒用的。”鄰居回答。

　　“Why not?” asked the blonde.

　　“為什麼沒用?”金髮美女問。

　　“Because you've got to roll up the windows first.”

　　“因為你必須先把窗戶搖上。”