小學英語故事短文帶翻譯

　　英語故事閱讀對豐富小學生的語言知識和提高語言素養有著積極的意義,同時也是非常適合小學生的一種學習渠道。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：百貨公司口吃男

　　A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

　　有名口吃很嚴重的粗壯肌肉男，走到百貨公司櫃檯問服務員：“請...請問...男...男裝...部在...在...哪...哪裡?”

　　The clerk behind the counter just looks at him but does not tell the man where the men's department is.

　　櫃檯服務員只是看著他，並沒有回答那個人男裝部在哪裡。

　　The guy repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's department?" Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.

　　那個人又問了一次：“請...請問...男...男裝...部在...在...哪...哪裡?”可是服務員仍然不回答他。

　　The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's department?"

　　那個人又問了好幾次：“請...請問...男...男裝...部在...在...哪...哪裡?”

　　And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.

　　店員好像就是不想理他，最後那個人咒罵了一聲，憤然離去。

　　The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer the guy's questions?"

　　排在那個人後面的顧客向店員問道：“你幹嗎不回答那個人的問題?”

　　The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

　　店員回答：“你...你覺...覺得...我...我想...被...被他...痛...痛扁...一...一頓嗎?!!”

　　：會說話的鸚鵡

　　A lady was walking down the street to work. A parrot was perched on the side-walk outside a pet store.

　　一名女士走路上班時經過一家寵物店，看到有隻鸚鵡棲息在店外人行道上。

　　The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really fat.” Well, the lady is very angry!She stormed past the store to her work.

　　那隻鸚鵡對她說：“喂，小姐，你好胖哦。”想也知道這名女士聽了很生氣!便怒氣衝衝地經過這家店上班去了。

　　On the way home she saw the same parrot and it remarked to her, “Hey lady, youare really fat.”

　　下班回家路上，她又看到同一只鸚鵡，結果鸚鵡又開口對她說：“喂，小姐，你好胖哦。”

　　She was very pissed off now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Heylady, you are really fat.”

　　她這回被惹毛了。第二天，同一只鸚鵡又對她說同樣的話：“喂，小姐，你好胖哦。”

　　The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and told the store manager shewould sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, “That’s not good,” and promised the parrot would not call her fat again.

　　這名女士火冒三丈，衝進店裡跟老闆說她要告這家店，把那隻鸚鵡給宰了。老闆回答：“這樣不好吧!”並向她保證那隻鸚鵡不會再說她胖了。

　　When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Heylady.”

　　這名女士那天下班經過這家店時，又聽到鸚鵡在叫她：“喂，小姐。”

　　She looked at the bird and said, “Yes?”

　　她看著這隻鸚鵡，說道：“怎麼樣?”

　　The bird remarked, “You know.”

　　這隻鸚鵡說：“你知道的啊。”

　　：外甥女和外甥

　　There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she hadan accident and went into a coma.

　　有名婦女懷了雙胞胎，結果在小孩要出生前不久，因為發生意外而陷入昏迷。

　　She was a single woman so there was no children's father around to take care of her. While inthe coma, her brother came to visit her.

　　她還是單身，所以小孩父親沒有在身邊照顧她。陷入昏迷期間，弟弟有來探望她。

　　During one of his visits the woman went into labor. She gave birth to her twins, and the onlyperson around to name her children was her brother.

　　在探望期間，她剛好那時分娩，生下了一對雙胞胎;當時她身邊唯一一個可以替小孩取名的人就是她弟弟。

　　When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother hadnamed the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very smart guy. She was surehe had named them something absurd or stupid.

　　這位媽媽從昏迷中甦醒過來，發現自己已經生了，而且弟弟還幫小孩取了名字。她很擔心，因為弟弟不是很聰明，肯定幫小孩取了些可笑或愚蠢的名字。

　　When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

　　她一見到弟弟，便問他有關雙胞胎的事。

　　He said, “The first one was a girl.” The mother said, “What did you name her!?”

　　弟弟說：“先生出來的是女孩。”這位媽媽說：“那你幫她取了什麼名字?”

　　Her brother said, “Denise!”

　　弟弟說：“丹妮絲!”

　　The mother said, “Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one? ”Her brother said, “The second one was a boy.”

　　這位媽媽說：“哦，不錯啊，取得還真不賴!那第二個呢?”弟弟說：“後生出來的是男孩。”

　　The mother said, “Oh, and what did you name him?”

　　這位媽媽說：“哦，那你幫他取了什麼名字?”

　　Her brother said, “Denephew.”