簡短英語爆笑笑話

　　有些笑話廣為流傳。人們笑過之後還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　多少隻兔子?

　　Teacher: Now，Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

　　老師:好，喬納森，假如我給你三隻兔子，第二天我又給你五隻，你一共有多少隻兔子?

　　Jonathan: Nine, sir.

　　喬納森:一共有九隻，先生。

　　Teacher: Nine?

　　老師:九隻?

　　Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

　　喬納森:先生，我本來就有一隻。

　　篇二

　　作文

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”

　　老師給學生出了個作文題:“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘後，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道:“下雨，比賽終止。”

　　篇三

　　吉姆的歷史考試

　　Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?

　　姨媽:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親:唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事情。

　　篇四

　　學法語

　　Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

　　兒子:爸爸，法語難學嗎?

　　Father: My boy, at the beginning it is，but after that it becomes easy.

　　父親:我的孩子，開頭是難，可往後就變得容易了。

　　Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.

　　兒子:太好了!那我就學後半部分。

　　篇五

　　好訊息和壞訊息

　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”

　　醫生對躺在病床上的一位婦女說:“我給你帶來了好訊息，也帶來了不好的訊息。先告訴你一個不好的訊息是我們截錯了你的那條好腿。現在我再來告訴你一個好訊息，我們發現你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”