簡短英語小笑話

　　從認知角度而言,笑話是對讀者心理期待的顛覆和和對其心理圖式的更新。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　巧合

　　A woman was singing. One of the guests tamed to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

　　一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道:

　　"What a terrible voice!” he said. "Do you know who she is?"

　　“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”

　　"Yes，” was the answer. "She is my wife.”

　　“知道。”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

　　"Oh，I beg your pardon.”The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. "I wonder who wrote that awful song.”

　　“噢，請你原諒、”客人說:“當然，她的嗓音並不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”

　　“I did.” was the answer.

　　“是我。”男士回答道。

　　篇二

　　醜女

　　Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

　　麥克:一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。

　　Mary: Why was that?

　　瑪麗:為什麼會那樣呢?

　　Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

　　麥克:她根本就沒有帶面具。

　　篇三

　　我是司機

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on，the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　一輛公共汽車已經相當擁擠，還有一個人想擠進來，乘客不讓他上去。

　　"It’s too crowded,” they shouted. "What do you think you are?"

　　“太擠了。”他們喊道:“你以為你是誰?”

　　"I'm the driver,” he said.

　　“我是司機。”他回答說。

　　篇四

　　懶惰的結果

　　Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

　　媽媽:約翰尼，你今天放學以後為什麼被留下了?

　　Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

　　約翰尼:老師叫我們寫一篇題為“徽惰的結果”的作文，我交了一張白卷。

　　篇五

　　後悔

　　Little George was his dad asked him why.

　　一天喬治哭了，他爸爸問他怎麼了。

　　“I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

　　“我丟了五便士。”喬治哭著說。

　　"Never mind，” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

　　“沒關係。”爸爸和藹地說。“我再給你五便士。”

　　At which George howled louder that ever.

　　但喬治哭得比以前更響了。

　　"Now what is it?" asked his dad.

　　“這是怎麼了?”爸爸問。

　　"I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

　　“我後悔剛才沒說丟了十便士。”