關於簡短英語小笑話爆笑

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。下面是小編帶來的關於簡短的爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎欣賞!

　　關於簡短的爆笑英語小笑話篇1

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　　有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　　兒子回來後,父親問他:"你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?"

　　"Certainly"

　　"當然"

　　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　　"你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫"

　　"Then why you didn't take it back?"

　　"那你為什麼不拿回來呢?"

　　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　　"我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!"

　　關於簡短的爆笑英語小笑話篇2

　　a penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. one morning, he told the farmhand, “it’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. why don’t we save time and eat lunch now?”

　　一位農場主非常吝嗇，不想讓他僱傭的幫手停下來休息。一天早上，他對幫手說：“從地裡回來，又要洗手吃飯，又花時間，真是太不方便了。我們何不省點時間，現在就吃午飯呢?”

　　the hired man agreed. the farm’s wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.

　　僱員同意了。農場主的妻子端進來一些冷肉和油炸土豆。於是，兩個人又開始吃起來。

　　when they had finished, the cheap farmer said, “while we’re still at the table, let’s have supper too.”they were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.

　　吃完後，吝嗇鬼說：“既然我們還在桌子邊，讓我們連晚飯也吃了吧。”這次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和雜燴青菜。於是兩個人又吃起來。

　　“now that the meals are out of the way, ” the farmer announced, “we can go out and work all day without interruption. ”

　　“現在三頓飯都吃過了，”農場主宣稱道，“我們便可以出去一整天不停地幹活了。”

　　“oh, no,” the farmhand answered. “i never work after supper.”

　　“哦，不，”那幫手回答說，“晚飯後我從不工作。”