搞笑英語小故事

　　英語幽默故事簡短，內容詼諧幽默，情節生動有趣。今天小編整理了一些英語小故事，希望對大家喜歡。

　　英語幽默故事：父親在哪兒?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings。

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

　　英語幽默故事：提醒

　　Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn‘t you?" I teased.

　　我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生，開學幾個星期之後，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當我們來到宿舍時，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來，是吧?”我取笑他。

　　"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

　　“開什麼玩笑?“，他回答說，“要不我憑什麼費神打掃?”

　　英語幽默故事：園藝手套

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare."

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

　　那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我開啟一看：裡面包著一雙園藝手套。