經典爆笑英語小故事

　　在繁忙的生活中，也要偶爾放鬆自己的心情。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　：最高評價

　　I had been grocery shopping with my friend Alicia, and we were looking for the shortest checkout line. We started at opposite ends，and soon I found one register with a solitary man ahead of me.”Hey, Alicia !“I yelled.”This one looks good.”

　　我和我的朋友阿利薩，在雜貨店挑完了東西，想找一個最短的隊付帳。我們倆分頭去找，看哪個隊最短。很快我就找到了一隊，前邊只有一個胖男人顧客，“嘿，阿利薩，”我喊:“這個看起來還不錯。”

　　The customer puffed out his chest and said,"That's the best compliment I've had all day."

　　那個顧客擴了一下胸說:“這是我今天聽到的對我評價最好的一句話。”

　　：誰是主宰

　　Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"

　　我開車帶著全家去一個新開業的餐館。路上我拐錯了好幾個彎兒。最後，我終於找到了路。這時我問丈夫，“剛才你為什麼不告訴我迷路了?"

　　"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”

　　“我以為你知道該往哪兒開呢!”他回答道:“因為平時我開車付，你在旁邊總說你知道該怎樣走。”

　　：知音

　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　我的幾個朋友到達紐約機場時，好一陣子的工夫都沒能找到人搬執行李。正在絕望之際，我丈夫掏出了一張五美元的紙幣在空中向人群揮動。

　　In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."

　　很快，一個高個子來到了他的身邊，“先生，”那搬運工說:“您傳遞資訊的水平太高了。”

　　：在珍珠港受傷

　　While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.

　　在夏威夷島度假時，我參觀了二戰紀念館。這個館建在戰爭中被打沉的美軍戰艦Arizona號上，以紀念那些在珍珠港戰鬥中死亡的將士們。參觀完上岸時，我在臺階上滑了一跤，把拇指劃破了。

　　Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I' d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor..."

　　回到家後，我的拇指仍然沒有癒合。於是，我預約了大夫。去看大夫時，我需要說清受傷的原因。我覺得要想把話說清楚必須要從頭講起，於是我這樣開了頭:“在珍珠港，我

　　受了傷……

　　" Well，”the nurse interrupted.“It took you long enough to report it !"

　　“噢，”護士打斷了我的話說，“怎氣過了這麼多年，你才把它說出來?”