英文短笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out,you shoot."

　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow myadvice?" Ivan asks.

　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

　　"And what came out?"

　　"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

　　兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一隻巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮!”

　　“你是如何發現這麼大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。

　　“很簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

　　幾周後，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。

　　“我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。

　　“出來了什麼?”

　　“向著我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”

　　篇2

　　Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were fivelottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much foryour help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "

　　有一次，我收到一封感謝信，是一個我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內有五張彩票，都被刮過了，露出了數字。“非常感謝您的幫助，”信上寫道，“作為禮物，我給您買了些彩票——真遺憾，您沒中獎。”

　　篇3

　　A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

　　The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take ithome and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

　　After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what shewas doing.

　　"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

　　"Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

　　一位女士把車撞了一個坑,於是就去修車。

　　修理工決定幽她一默。他告訴她,她只需把車開回家,然後從排氣管裡往車裡吹氣,直到凹陷處自己鼓起來。

　　這位女士如法操作了15分鐘。這時,她的一位女性朋友來拜訪她,並問她在做什麼。

　　“我正在試著讓那個坑鼓起來,但這個辦法似乎並不管用。”

　　“嗯……你必須先把車窗搖上去!”