英語小笑話初一加翻譯
笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的,而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編精心收集了初一英語小笑話加翻譯,供大家欣賞學習!
初一英語小笑話加翻譯篇1
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天,他坐在辦公室裡,看到有一個人在外面,於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子,拿起電話胡吹亂侃,還不停的甩出幾個大數字,好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最後,他終於掛了電話,問來訪的人,“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答,“我是來給你安裝電話的。”
初一英語小笑話加翻譯篇2
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled***被寵壞的*** . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點,可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭,就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學了,他奶奶在門口接他並問道:學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?
哭?約翰問,不,我沒哭,可老師哭了。
初一英語小笑話加翻譯篇3
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building.
The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch b box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too, the blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping, she says, "if I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" the Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," She said. "He made his own lunch."
一個愛爾蘭人,一個墨西哥人和一個金髮男子在一棟樓房的第三十層施工。
愛爾蘭人開啟飯盒說:“鹹牛肉和捲心菜!下次午飯還吃鹹牛肉和捲心菜,我就從這樓上跳下去。”
墨西哥人開啟飯盒說:“又是玉米煎餅。下次如果還是玉米煎餅,我也跳下去。”
金髮人開啟飯盒說:“又是大臘腸。下次如果還是大臘腸三明治,我也跳下去。”
第二天,愛爾蘭人開啟盒飯看到鹹牛肉和捲心菜便跳樓死了。墨西哥人開啟飯盒看到玉米煎餅也跳了樓,金髮人開啟飯盒看到大臘腸也跳樓自殺了。
葬 禮上,愛爾蘭人的妻子在哭泣,她說:“如果我知道他如此討厭鹹牛肉和捲心菜,我決不會再給他吃!”墨西哥人的妻子也在哭泣著說:“我會給他做玉米麵豆卷和 春捲!我沒有發現他是這麼不喜歡吃玉米煎餅。”每個人都把目光轉向金髮男子的妻子並盯著她看。“嘿,別看我,午飯是他自個做的。”她說。