讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話大全

　　民間笑話是一種根植於日常生活的美學形態。笑話產生於日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創造、表演和欣賞。下面是小編帶來的讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話篇一

　　Lasting Marriage 維持婚姻的祕訣

　　Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.

　　有人問Anthony擁有長久的婚姻的祕訣。

　　They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week:

　　祕訣是：他們每週去兩次餐廳：

　　a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.

　　聽著輕柔的音樂吃一頓燭光晚餐，然後漫步回家。

　　The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.

　　不過Anthony太太是週二去，而Anthony是週五去。

　　讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話篇二

　　Letter to God 寫給上帝的信

　　A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

　　有個小男孩非常需要50美元，他為此禱告了數週但是什麼也沒發生。

　　Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.

　　後來，他決定寫封信向上帝索要這50美元。郵局接到這封信，想了想覺得還是應該交給總統比較好。

　　The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

　　總統被逗笑了，於是指示祕書寄給小男孩5美元，因為他覺得5美元對於一個小孩來講已經是不少了。

　　The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.

　　小男孩收到了錢很高興，給上帝回了一封感謝信，信裡寫道：尊敬的上帝，非常感謝你把錢寄給我。

　　However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those turkeys kept $45 in taxes.

　　然而，我發現這些錢是通過白宮寄出的，因此，和往常一樣，那幫傢伙收了我45美元的稅。

　　讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話篇三

　　Love Dress 愛的衣裳

　　A mother is going over to son's house,who happened to be just married.She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked.

　　一個母親去剛剛結了婚的兒子家，她敲了敲門，開門的是兒媳婦，她居然沒有穿任何衣服!

　　The mother is shocked, and goes,quot;Why are you walking around the house naked?"The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress,and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."

　　婆婆很吃驚地說，“你幹嗎光著身子在屋裡走啊?”新媳婦回答，“哦，我穿的是愛的衣裳，每次我一穿這衣服，我老公就會變得很激動。”

　　The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home.After a little more thinking,the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked.

　　婆婆沉吟了一會兒就回家了。她又想了一陣，決定在自己老公回家時，也用這一招試試他。於是，當她老公敲門時，她也光著身子去應門。

　　The husband looks her up and down.Then he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!"So the mother explains, "This is my love dress."

　　老頭上上下下地打量了她一番，說，“你到底是在幹嗎，光著身子在屋裡走來走去?!”老太婆回答，“這是一件愛的衣裳啊。”

　　The husband looks shocked, and then replies,quot;Well, it needs to be ironed!"

　　老頭看起來很震驚，然後說道，“哦，那你這件衣服實在是該熨一熨了。”

　　讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話篇四

　　Marry in the heaven 在天堂結婚

　　A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died.

　　一對年輕的夫婦在去結婚的路上出了車禍，雙雙死去了。

　　Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.

　　於是，他們來到了聖徒彼得面前，妻子問是否她還可以和丈夫結婚，聖徒彼得告訴他們，關於這個問題他一有了結果就會回來找他們。

　　Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven.

　　差不多30天以後，聖徒彼得回來了，並且告訴他們可以在天堂結婚。

　　The young lady then asks St. Peter, “If things just don't work out can we get a divorce?" St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?!!"

　　妻子又問：“如果生活的不愉快，我們可不可以離婚呢?”聖徒彼得看著她，回答說：“夫人，我花了30天才找到個傳教士，難道你真的希望我再去找個律師嗎?”