關於英語笑話短對話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　I'm Trying to Stop It

　　"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"

　　"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

　　“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

　　“沒有,老師.可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面.”

　　篇二

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson:"But I want you to."

　　Wife:"But why?"

　　Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　譯文：

　　老農約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後,我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯.”

　　妻子說：“不,在你死後,我不能嫁給任何人.”

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做.”

　　妻子：“為什麼?”

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”

　　篇三

　　“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

　　“Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

　　“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

　　“對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”

　　“20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元.”

　　“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了.”