關於英語笑話短文對話

　　笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以瞭解一個國家的文化內涵。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Plagiarism

　　A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office."This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.

　　"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.

　　My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:"Also see article on communism."

　　抄 襲

　　我有個朋友在聖路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史,他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文.他把那個學生叫到了辦公室.“這不是你寫的,”他說,“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地列印了下來.”

　　“你沒有證據.”那學生氣急敗壞地說.

　　我朋友笑了,他把論文拿給他看.用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產主義一文.”

　　篇2

　　Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

　　patient."You only have six months to live."

　　The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

　　"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

　　"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

　　九個月吧

　　“克拉克先生,有個壞訊息,你只有六個月可活了.”醫生告訴他的病人.

　　病人驚呆了.“六個月我不可能付清醫療費.”

　　“好吧,”醫生說,“那就九個月吧.”

　　篇3

　　TWO：Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現在,誰給我舉個例子?

　　約翰：嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短.