關於英語笑話短文帶翻譯

　　很多書籍對孩子來說很難找到重點，但是笑話在這一點上非常的有優勢，因為笑點就是全篇的重點，不管冷笑話還是一般笑話，小朋友聽完都可以很快的發現這則笑話的重點。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

　　patient."You only have six months to live."

　　The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

　　"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

　　"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

　　九個月吧

　　“克拉克先生,有個壞訊息,你只有六個月可活了.”醫生告訴他的病人.

　　病人驚呆了.“六個月我不可能付清醫療費.”

　　“好吧,”醫生說,“那就九個月吧.”

　　篇2

　　Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

　　When the door finally opened,I felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me."You'll get that degree,dear," she whispered."Perseverance is a virtue."

　　美 德

　　獲取研究生學位多年以後,我回到位於賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員.一天,電梯裡很擁擠,有人抱怨電梯效率太低.我說自我在那裡當學生起,20年來電梯一直沒有換過.

　　最後當電梯門開啟時,我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑.“你會拿到學位的,親愛的,”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德.”

　　篇3

　　Difference

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　區 別

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來,”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說.“我說‘下午好’,本科生們回答說‘下午好’.研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上.”

　　篇4

　　Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

　　拳擊和賽跑

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。” 朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?” 丹：“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”