關於英語笑話對話短文

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,

　　個女學生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里

　　and was busily chewing gum,

　　嘴裡起勁地嚼著口香糖，

　　when the teacher espied her.

　　被老師發現了

　　"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.

　　“瑪麗!”老師嚴厲地叫她。

　　"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,

　　“什麼事，老師?”這女學生問。

　　"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"

　　“把口香糖從嘴裡拿出來，把腳放進去。”

　　篇2

　　He Won

　　 is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.

　　 too bad.How did that happen?

　　Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.

　　他贏了

　　湯姆：約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了.他受了傷.

　　湯姆：真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了.

　　篇3

　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

　　我和一個朋友在快餐店排隊訂餐，那裡很醒目地寫著，不接受超過20美元的大鈔***請自備零錢***。

　　The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

　　我們前邊的一個女士指著這個牌子對我們說：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過20美元的話，我一定不會在這兒吃飯!”