很短的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚網

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

　　篇2

　　Teacher: When was Rome built?

　　Tom: At night.

　　Teacher: Who told you that?

　　Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

　　老師：羅馬是什麼時候建成的?

　　湯姆：在夜裡建成的。

　　老師：誰告訴你的?

　　湯姆：是您啊。您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的。

　　篇3

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。

　　篇4

　　Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."

　　"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

　　沒關係

　　我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的***譯註:在一些國家如英國,其交通規則是車輛左行的,與我國相反***。“啊噢，”意識到犯了錯誤，我說。“我剛才拐彎是違章的。”

　　“我想那沒關係的，”女兒回答說：“我們後面的警車也同樣拐了彎。”