關於簡短的英語笑話文章

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：給予與提取

　　My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind' her,"My children are in their 20's，and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?"

　　我的朋友為其子女的光臨做著一些準備工作。這些工作當然包括要到銀行去一超。當她在出納員的窗外排隊等候時，她對她身後的一位中年男子說:“我的孩子們都20多歲了，可我仍然得給他們錢。這種事什麼時候才算完呢?”

　　"I'm not sure，"the man replied while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand，"but I`m not the one to ask. I'm here to deposit a check my mother gave me."

　　“我可不知道。”那位男子邊回答邊不安地看著手裡拿著的那張紙。“我可不是你該問的人，我到這兒是來支取我媽媽給我的支票的。”

　　：善解人意

　　I had iust learned to drive and, like most teen-agers，begged at every opportunity to take over the wheel. During a family vacation my father finally allowed me drive on a long，straight stretch on highway.I was in my glory until there was a sudden turn in the road.Caught unaware, I swung too wide and ran into a service station's advertising sign. I stopped the cat and waited for a lecture.

　　像大多數的青少年一樣，我剛學會開車時，總想利用一切開車的機會。有一次家庭外出度假時，我經過請求，爸爸終於允許我在筆直的高速公路止駕駛。我感到十分榮幸，直到開到了一個急轉彎，由於轉盤轉動得太大，車直奔著加油站的廣告牌衝去。我停下了車，等著挨訓。

　　My father，always considerate of his children's feelings，turned back to the rest of family and said. "As long as we're here,does anyone need to use the rest room?"

　　我的父親總是考慮到孩子喲情緒，轉過身對家裡的其他人說:“既然我們已經把車開到了這兒，有人想上廁所嗎?”

　　：只是提醒而已!

　　Trying to cut down on expenses，I decided to bring a sack lunch towork. Unfortunately, I kept forgetting my sandwiches in my morning rush. One night I left myself a note near the front door.

　　為了減少開支，我決定工作時自帶午餐。不幸的是，在早上的忙亂中我總是忘了帶事先準備的三明治。一天晚上，我在前門上給自己貼了個紙條。

　　Next morning I spotted the message and went to the refrigerator, but my lunch wasn't there. I retraced my steps and took a closer look at the note. Underneath "Don't forget your lunch"my roommate had scrawled，"Thanks!”

　　第二天早上，我看見了條子，來到了冰箱前，卻發現我的午飯不見了。我順著原路，到了那張紙條前仔細一看，在我那張寫著“不要忘記帶你的午飯”的紙上，我的室友在下邊寫下了“謝謝”。