關於簡短的英語笑話短文

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。在社會文化中,笑話一直都具有無法替代的特殊意義。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：Flashlight

　　Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

　　A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

　　：An Apple A Day...

　　A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.

　　"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

　　"115," she says.

　　The nurse puts her on the scale.

　　It turns out her weight is 140.

　　The nurse asks, "Your height?"

　　"5 foot 8," she says.

　　The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

　　She then takes her blood pressure.

　　And tells the woman it is very high.

　　"Of course it's high!" she screams: "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

　　：In The Bag

　　A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.

　　As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening.

　　He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store.

　　There, they found three sacks to hide in.

　　When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

　　He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice.

　　The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

　　When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice.

　　The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

　　He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.

　　：State Capitals

　　A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

　　She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

　　A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"

　　The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, W."

　　：The Time

　　BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now?

　　WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM.

　　BLONDE: ***confused look on face*** You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.