關於簡單的英語笑話短文閱讀

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　　關於簡單的英語笑話短文：吃醋的妻子

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman! The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!

　　從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭髮，於是大叫：好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了! 第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，於是又大叫：她不但是個禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。

　　關於簡單的英語笑話短文：你的記憶力好嗎

　　Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yes——why? Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.

　　妻子：你對面孔是不是很善於記憶呢? 丈夫：是的——為什麼這麼問? 妻子：剛才我把你的刮臉鏡子打破了。

　　關於簡單的英語笑話短文：Pig or Witch

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of***把身體探出*** the window and yells"PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

　　關於簡單的英語笑話短文：一封神祕的信

　　I don't like to inquire***詢問，查究*** too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days.

　　So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.

　　You got a letter last Friday, the lady said. It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. You turned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?

　　Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time.

　　For heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it said.

　　Okay, said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.

　　我不想過分好奇地打聽你的事情，妻子對她的丈夫說，但是有件事已經困擾我好幾天了。

　　是嗎?丈夫說，你說給我聽聽。

　　上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子說。信是灑了香水的，是女孩的字跡。我見你開啟信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的臉變得煞白，你的手顫抖著……天哪，是誰寫的信?信上都說了些什麼?

　　噢，是這事兒，丈夫說，我當時決定我們倆最好不要談論它。

　　天哪!那女人尖叫起來，告訴我誰寫的，都寫了些什麼。

　　好吧，丈夫說，是從你的服裝店寄來的，說你欠他們七百四十美元。

　　關於簡單的英語笑話短文：我跟她還不熟

　　Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when heleaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?

　　Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

　　妻子：比爾，住在對面那所房子的那個男人早上出門前總要吻一下妻子，晚上回來時再吻一下，你為什麼不那樣做呢?

　　丈夫：哦，我跟她還不是很熟。