關於超短的英語笑話閱讀

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　　關於超短的英語笑話篇1

　　A: Why are you crying?

　　B: The elephant is dead.

　　A: Was he your pet?

　　B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

　　Submitted by Joe, from Indiana

　　關於超短的英語笑話篇2

　　A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

　　"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

　　"Wrong number," replied the girl.

　　關於超短的英語笑話篇3

　　PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"

　　TEACHER:" Of course not."

　　PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

　　Submitted by Miguel de Paco Moltó

　　關於超短的英語笑話篇4

　　A teacher asked a student to write 55.

　　Student asked: How?

　　Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

　　The student wrote 5 and stopped.

　　teacher: What are you waiting for?

　　student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

　　Submitted by Mahmoud Zeidan

　　關於超短的英語笑話篇5

　　When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:

　　Phone rings: "Green, green!"

　　They answer: "Yellow?"

　　They ask: "White?"

　　They hang up: "Pink!"

　　While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

　　Submitted by Maria Crisitna Codorniz

　　關於超短的英語笑話篇6

　　Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

　　Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

　　Little Johnny: But I asked first!

　　Submitted by: Elise Owen, Dalian China

　　關於超短的英語笑話篇7

　　Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

　　Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

　　Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?