英語輕鬆幽默故事

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　　輕鬆幽默故事：強悍的老師

　　A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

　　我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。

　　On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class.

　　開學的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀律的班級。

　　Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible.

　　他很自信的步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子儘可能大的開啟。

　　Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap.

　　就在這時，一陣強風把他的領帶吹得飄起來。

　　Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.

　　為了固定領帶，他拿起黑板擦把一個大頭釘透過領帶砸入他的胸膛。那學期在他的課上，沒有不守紀律的。

　　輕鬆幽默故事：優秀象棋手

　　A man went to visit his friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

　　一男士去拜訪一位朋友，令他驚訝的是，他朋友竟然在和他的狗下象棋。

　　He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!"

　　他驚訝地會棋局，“我幾乎無法相信自己的眼睛!”

　　He explained, "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen!"

　　他叫道，“這是我見過的最聰明的狗了。”

　　"No, he's not so smart." The friend replied,"I've beat him three games out of five"

　　“不，他沒那麼聰明，”朋友回答說：“五盤裡面我贏了三盤。”

　　輕鬆幽默故事：三個有名的外科醫生

　　Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

　　三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。

　　"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

　　“一個人斷了一隻手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”

　　"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

　　“這算不了什麼，”另一個說。“一個傢伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”

　　"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.

　　“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。

　　There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

　　除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什麼都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院裡。”