英語輕鬆幽默故事三則

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　　輕鬆幽默故事三則：大頭娃娃

　　Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head.

　　大頭娃娃一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道：他們都取笑我，說我腦袋大。

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."

　　“別聽他們的，”他母親安慰道，“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買二十磅土豆來。”

　　"Where is the shopping bag?"

　　“購物袋在哪兒?”

　　"I haven't got one-use your hat "

　　“沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

　　輕鬆幽默故事三則：超速的司機

　　A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.

　　一位公路巡警截住了一個超速司機。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎?”他責問道。

　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver.

　　“知道，長官，”司機回答說。

　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"

　　“那你為什麼不立即靠邊停車?”

　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

　　“我本來想這樣做的，長官。”那男子回答說，“但上個月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”

　　輕鬆幽默故事三則：找個伴侶

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　得到的回答是：“娶一隻企鵝吧。”