輕鬆英語幽默故事四則

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　輕鬆英語幽默故事：視力訓練

　　The squad were having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:

　　"Sexteen men and a sergeant, sir."

　　"Right; but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　"He's not doing any digging, sir."

　　班裡正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫的回答：

　　“十六個士兵和一箇中士，長官。”

　　“正確。可你如何知道那兒有一箇中士?”

　　“他不幹活，長官。”

　　輕鬆英語幽默故事：最好的獎賞

　　A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.

　　"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."

　　一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何都能酬謝他。

　　“最好的辦法，長官，”這名水手說，“是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”

　　輕鬆英語幽默故事：西點學校

　　My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."

　　One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."

　　父親、哥哥和我到西點軍校去觀看一場陸軍與波士頓大學之間的橄欖球賽。開始之前，我們到處轉了轉，碰到許多穿著整齊制服的學員。幾名遊客問新兵是否願意擺出軍姿來讓他們攝。“好認我們的兒子知道，如果他到西點軍校來學習會得到什麼。”

　　一對中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學員，問她是否願意擺個姿勢照相。他們解釋說：“我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點軍校錯過了什麼。”

　　輕鬆英語幽默故事：豐田

　　Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on the application, and he began filling out his paper work. But when he got to the question "Do you own any foreign property or have any foreign financial interests?" he looked up at me with a worried expression. "Well," he confessed, "I do own a Toyota."

　　We enlisted him the next day.

　　當我在北卡羅來納州西部當海軍徵募員時，發現一名年輕人符合所有的條件並準備入伍。我解釋了 填申請時誠實的重要性，他就開始填表格。但當他填到“你是否擁有國外資產或是有國久金融股權?”這個問題時，他帶著憂慮的表情抬起頭看了看我。“這個，” 他坦白說，“我確實擁有一輛豐田。”

　　第二天，我們錄取了他。