輕鬆幽默英語小故事

　　幽默故事使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面是小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　：一眼看中

　　The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didn't you tell me this before?"

　　"I have told you." Said the go-between with justice on his side, "When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye."

　　女孩找到媒人，說：“你欺騙了我。他的一隻眼是假的，你以前為什麼沒有告訴我?”

　　“我怎麼沒告訴你?” 媒人不甘示弱，“你們第一次見面後，我就說，他是一眼看中你的。”

　　：畢生願望

　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

　　She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.

　　A wild gleam came into the judges eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

　　在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭裡，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由於開車闖紅燈被開了***。

　　女士向法官解釋，她是一名學校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。

　　法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學校的老師，對嗎?女士，我馬上要實現我畢生的願望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫500遍‘我開車闖了紅燈’。”

　　：一個更好的郵遞員

　　I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble.

　　One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked at me, I threw the letters over the fence. The dog picked them up and carried them into the house. The dog was a better mailman than I was!

　　我當過很短時間的郵遞員。然而，我害怕狗，而且也有過不少麻煩。

　　有一天，我設法到一座大房子去遞送幾封信。我開始開啟門，這時，突然一隻很大的狗朝我跑來。它朝我嚎叫、咆哮著，因此我把信件扔在了柵欄上。那隻狗拾起那些信件，把信件帶進了大房子。比起我來講，那隻狗是個更好的郵遞員。

　　：禽以毛聚

　　An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China, whose specialty was roast duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table: "This is the breast of the duck. This is the leg of the duck. This is the wing of the duck…"

　　Then came a dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for an explanation. Silence.

　　"Well," he finally asked, "What is this?"

　　"It's a friend of the duck," said the waiter.

　　一個美國的遊客來到中國，他到了一家專營烤鴨的飯店進餐。服務員每次端上來一道菜都給他報上菜名：“這是鴨胸，這是鴨腿，這是鴨翅……”

　　這時又上的一個菜，那個美國人一看便知是雞，但他想聽聽服務員會怎麼報這個菜名。他等著，服務員卻一個字也沒說。

　　“唉!”他終於忍不住了，“這個菜叫什麼?”

　　“這是鴨的朋友。”服務員答道。