搞笑英文小笑話短文故事

　　笑話是民間文學的一個重要門類，是民間文學中令人發笑、給人美感、使人幸福的文字。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：I love you, too

　　Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear.

　　Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.

　　我也愛你

　　男朋友：雖然我不象哈里那樣有豪華遊艇和舒適的生活，但是我愛你，親愛的。

　　女朋友：我也愛你。不過你能否告訴我有關哈里的一些情況呢?

　　：The Clever Dog

　　A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dogbegan to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more andsaid, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

　　聰明的小狗

　　一個小男孩在練習小提琴，他的父親在讀報紙。隨著小男孩的琴聲，家裡養的狗也開始高一聲低一聲的叫起來。最後，小男孩的父親實在忍不下去了，說，“難道你就不能拉一些狗聽不懂的曲子嗎?”

　　：Can we have our teacher back?

　　Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy,so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into anotherroom and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first roomand said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

　　能讓我們的老師回去嗎?

　　有一次，一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。一間教室非常吵鬧，因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人，把他帶進另一間教室，並讓他站在牆角。五分鐘以後，一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來，問道，“您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”

　　：A strange call

　　A Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid answered and said, "It sureis!" and hung up. The same thing happened five minutes later." What's going on?" asked thefather.

　　"Some crackpot, " explained the maid, "keeps calling to say, "It's long distance from New York."

　　奇怪的電話

　　芝加哥的一家人正在吃晚飯時，電話響了。女僕去接電話並說道，“當然是。”就掛掉了。五分鐘後同樣的事情發生了。“怎麼回事?”父親問道。 “一個瘋子，”女僕解釋說，“他總是堅持說‘從紐約到這非常遠***這是紐約的長途***’。”

　　今天第一次換版後發貼,都有些找不到北了.暈.好多功能與原來不一樣了.