簡短英文小笑話

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Be Careful for What You Wish for

　　許願也要小心

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.

　　一對夫婦結婚已經25年了，正在一起慶祝他們的結婚紀念日和60歲生日。

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a lovingcouple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　正慶祝時，一位仙女從天而降說25年來他們一直相親相愛，她將實現他們每個人一個願望。

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had thetickets in her hand.

　　妻子說想環遊世界。仙女握住了她的手，只聽轟的一聲。妻子手中出現了各種入場券和票。

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like tohave a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　接著就該丈夫許願了。他頓了一下，然後不好意思地說：“嗯，我想要一個比我年輕30歲的妻子。”

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　仙女拿起魔杖，只聽轟的一聲!丈夫變成90歲的老翁了。

　　篇2

　　 love of you is beyond expression.

　　小夥子:親愛的,我對你的愛,簡直無法用語言來表達.

　　 you can use money to express it.

　　姑娘:那你就用金錢來表達吧!

　　篇3

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. “Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.” “Good heavens, man!” said thedoctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowedit?” “To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badlythen.”

　　一個看起來很難受的窮人走進大夫的診室。“大夫!” 他說，“幫幫我!一個月前我吞了一分硬幣!” “天哪，” 大夫說，“ 早幹嘛去了?你當時怎麼不來看?” “實話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說，“我當時還不缺錢!”

　　篇4

　　Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about airaccidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that itwas very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

　　約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機，他讀過許多關於飛行事故的報道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由於朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終於被說服了，登上了飛機。

　　His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson hadheard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he wasextremely frightened and closed his eyes.

　　他的朋友啟動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。

　　After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and saidto his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

　　過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”

　　"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

　　“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”