關於簡單英文小笑話閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。本文是關於簡單英文小笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於簡單英文小笑話：Blonde Diet

　　A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eatregularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds."

　　When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

　　"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

　　The blonde nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

　　"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

　　"No, from skipping."

　　關於簡單英文小笑話：Flowers

　　A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.

　　The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again."

　　The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?"

　　The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air."

　　The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"

　　關於簡單英文小笑話：Lights On

　　A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops- especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

　　"Yes," says the blonde.

　　"Are their lights on?"

　　The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

　　關於簡單英文小笑話：Catch Again

　　After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you have AIDS?". "NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!" "Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it again".

　　關於簡單英文小笑話：A Night In Mexico

　　Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

　　The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

　　They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

　　The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

　　Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

　　The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."