關於英文笑話聖誕節精選

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了關於英文笑話聖誕節，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於英文笑話聖誕節篇1

　　At the Christmas Party

　　'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.

　　一個小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點傻?”

　　'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.

　　小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　'No.' replied the boy.

　　小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

　　'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.

　　小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的傻班主任的女兒。”

　　'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.

　　小男孩***面不改色心裡驚恐地***問：“那你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　'No,' she uttered.

　　小女孩說：“不知道。”

　　'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.

　　小男孩大大的鬆了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊。”

　　關於英文笑話聖誕節篇2

　　At Grandma's 在奶奶家過聖誕節

　　- Written by Tab Nettleton

　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

　　兩個小男孩在奶奶家過平安夜，臨睡前，兩個小傢伙跪在床邊禱告，弟弟便扯開嗓子大喊出自己的願望。

　　"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

　　我希望收到一輛自行車...

　　I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...

　　還有一部任天堂遊戲機....

　　I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

　　還有新的錄影機

　　His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

　　小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他說道：“你幹嘛禱告得這麼大聲，上帝又不是聾子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聾子，可是奶奶是啊”。

　　關於英文笑話聖誕節篇3

　　當然是聖誕老人啦

　　on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?

　　answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

　　聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高階飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?

　　答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!為什麼?因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。