關於英文笑話小故事精選
隨著我國科技經濟的飛速發展,小學英語教育已擺到非常重要的地位,在緊張學習之餘,小學生們也可以通過英語笑話小故事來放鬆一下身心。本文是關於英文笑話小故事,希望對大家有幫助!
關於英文笑話小故事:結婚禮物感謝信
We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher.
Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon."
關於英文笑話小故事:如何辨別毒蘑菇
Mushroom and toadstool
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
關於英文笑話小故事:插在何處
Where it should be plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old.
One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?"
She waited for an answer expectfully.
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
關於英文笑話小故事:每天一種烤肉
A different roast every day
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.
He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food, fresh air, horse riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable prices."
"This sounds like a good idea." he thought, "I'll spend a month at Willow Farm. I'll enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They'll make a change from sitting by the seaside."
Four days later he returned home.
"What's wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. "Didn't you enjoy country life?"
"Country life was fine," Alan said. "But there was another problem."
"Oh, what?"
"Well, the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast lamb for dinner."
"Fresh meat is the best."
"I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner."
"Lucky you!"
"You don't understand," Alan said. "On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner."
"A different roast every day." Jack exclaimed.
"Let me finish," Alan said. "On the fourth day the farmer died and I didn't dare stay for dinner!"
關於英文笑話小故事:農民和妻子
Farmer and his wife
On a rural road a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"