關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話就是笑話，別老用它教育人，笑話是給人帶來歡樂的東西。小編整理了關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯：Broken engagement

　　The soldier was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

　　He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

　　士兵很生氣和沮喪當他的女孩寫了分手,要求她的照片回來。

　　他從朋友出去收集所有他能找到的不必要的女性的照片,捆綁起來,送他們回注說:“遺憾不能記住哪一個是你,請保持你的照片和回報別人。”

　　關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯：You speak English?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　“法官大人,我想使你的注意力是多麼不公平,我的當事人被指控偷竊。他一週前才來到紐約,幾乎不知道他的。更重要的是,他只會說幾個英語單詞。”

　　法官看被告,問道:“你會說多少英語?”

　　被告抬起頭,說:“把你的錢包給我!”

　　關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯：Charming Ending

　　Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending."

　　Author: " What do you think of the opening chapters?"

　　Young Lady: " I have not got to them yet!"

　　小姐:“你的小說有一個迷人的結局。”

　　作者:“你覺得開章?”

　　小姐:“我還沒有要他們!”

　　關於英文笑話短文帶翻譯：A short history of medicine

　　"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

　　2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

　　1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

　　1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

　　1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

　　1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

　　2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

　　“醫生,我有一個耳朵疼。”

　　公元前2000年——“在這裡,吃這個根。”

　　公元前1000年——“根是外邦人,說這個禱告。”

　　公元1850年——“禱告是迷信,喝這藥水。”

　　公元1940年——“藥水是蛇油,吞下這藥。”

　　公元1985年——“這藥丸是無效的,把這個抗生素。”

　　公元2000年——“人工抗生素。在這裡,吃這個根!”