關於英文笑話故事5篇

　　從文化的角度對英語幽默笑話進行分析,英語教學中對英語幽默笑話的有效利用是培養文化知識的一種重要途徑 。下面是小編帶來的關於英文笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英文笑話故事篇一

　　a lie

　　Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

　　Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

　　Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

　　Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

　　媽媽：“你要哪一隻香蕉，維克多?”

　　維克多：“我要那隻最大的。”

　　媽媽：“維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那隻小的。”

　　維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”

　　關於英文笑話故事篇二

　　Two Birds 兩隻鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　關於英文笑話故事篇三

　　Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　But the teacher cried 可是老師哭了

　　關於英文笑話故事篇四

　　Three Turtles 三隻烏龜

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

　　兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　關於英文笑話故事篇五

　　Who is Stupid 誰愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。

　　小約翰尼站了起來。

　　“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。

　　“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”