關於英文笑話短文欣賞

　　笑話能讓人開心。人只要開心就好,不管是看笑話還是其他。小編整理了關於英文笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於英文笑話短文：A Smart Tortoise

　　A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food. He sees a frog in front of him.

　　“Ha ha! A frog! My dinner!” so he rushes at the frog.

　　Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise. The little tortoise sees it; he bites the tiger’s tail.

　　“Ouch!” cries the tiger and he looks back. The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.

　　“Thank you, little tortoise.” says the frog.

　　But the tiger is very angry. “Bother it! I’ll throw you to the sky!”

　　“Thank you, I like flying in the sky,” says the tortoise.

　　The tiger stops, “I will throw you into the river.”

　　“Oh,no! I can’t swim; I will die if you throw me into the water.” The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.

　　“Thank you, Mr. Tiger. Bye-bye.” The tortoise and the frog swim away together.

　　聰明的烏龜

　　一隻老虎很飢餓，他正在尋找食物。他看到一隻青蛙在他前面。

　　“哈哈!一隻青蛙，我有晚餐啦!”於是，他補向青蛙。

　　在老虎的後邊，有一隻烏龜。小烏龜看見了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。

　　“哎呦!”老虎疼得叫起來並回頭看看。此時青蛙聽見了老虎的聲音，他迅速跳進水裡。

　　“謝謝你，小烏龜。”青蛙說。

　　大事老虎十分憤怒：“討厭!我要把你扔到天上去。”

　　“謝謝你，我喜歡在天空飛翔。”烏龜說。

　　老虎停下來：“那我就把你扔到到水裡。”

　　“哦，不!我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水裡我會死的。”老虎很快就把烏龜仍進水了。

　　“謝謝你，老虎先生，再見!”烏龜和青蛙一起遊走了。

　　關於英文笑話短文：All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　除了音樂

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”